When I read a parenting book that makes me feel like I'm totally screwing Eli up.
When a non-parent tells me about what kind of parent they will be when they finally have kids.
When I'm out past 10 p.m.
When I need motivation to not buy that new shirt/hat/necklace/frivolous item and instead save some money because I'm a SAHM.
When I'm feeling passive aggressive towards Mike because he's been working a lot and I need attention.
When I hear about another baby-momma's discipline probz with their child.
When I see a twin mom carry two carseats and a diaper bag at one time.
When I wake up in the morning on the days Eli had a sleepover at Grandmas.
When Eli starts screaming in the middle of my incredibly interesting story at the dinner table and I can no longer hear myself speak.
When I hold a friend's cute baby.
When Eli's bawling forever then suddenly stops and smiles at me.
When I've had three times the amount of caffeine I usually do because Eli was a crazy-man the night before.
When I make a super hilarious SAHM joke and I'm the only SAHM in the room.
When my mom-friend tells me she was able to successfully drink an entire hot cup of coffee that morning.
Mike and I, when Eli actually performs a trick on command in front of an audience.