Oh look, here's one:
Mikey-Mike would like me to say to you all that it's done, done, but instead I will say it's NOT done. Deep down I know Mike knows I'm right and baby definitely needs clothing dividers before he arrives or he WILL NOT SURVIVE.
So here's hoping baby comes this Monday - just enough time for me to finally declare the nursery done, done, but without any other time for me to have to practice learning patience because - well - no other reason than learning patience totally sucks and I don't like the feeling.
Do I need another?
Please keep in mind when answering that I am 37 weeks pregnant.
Let's get this show on the road peeps.